Alice hates ...

Three excedrine migrane, and three of my special blue pills. (Rachel's looking over my shoulder, and I've just now realized, I'm doped up. Let's see how this works out, shall we?)

Today was a day of fun with Rachel. And various other characters. But mostly Rachel, which is good, because sometimes I feel like I don't see her enough. But today, I was her sugar momma. I was the oil J. Martin, she was my Anna Nicole.

Superior court is fun. I went, and it just reminded me of why I wanted to be a lawyer. Or a judge. It's one of those proffessions that matter. To society. And stuff.

This is wooze-tastic. This feels like my percocet, just after my carwreck. With the bruises. But mom stole a hospital gown for me from the hospital. Actually, sometimes I think she just likes to steal thing and she just justifies it by saying she likes that it makes me smile. Thievery.

Things that are fun to see: Children of Men, Chinese Cultural center grocery store, Pocky for Men and boxes of quail eggs, Marcia's expression when you hand her a box marked "Just Black", my cat, Caridee on top model, Matt looking around when he thinks he heard his name but can't see anyone, the Hypnotoad, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, face tats, hooters girls, Link fishing, New York (the VH1 reality whore) Captain Jack Sparrow and the inside of my eyelids.

My head feels like a barbie doll. Remember the way they move? Around, all smooth.

I'm not in love with Cole and I never was. Though I like the name Cole.

Names I like: Caridee. Aiden. Alice. Melrose, Bazooka, Eunice, and Abby and House. And Addison. Lizzie. Marcia's name is like Marcia Cross. I'm going to tell her that next time she mentions Rachel Ray. And Morgan. Julianna Moore. Actually, I just like Julianna Moore. But that' cause I liked her in Hannibal. I want to rent that now. They changed teh ending in that movie though, cuase I really liked the ending in the book. Its hot and creepy at the same time. Thats HOT (Paris Hilton).

I hope New York boffs Boston. Cause that sounds funny.

I really like Hannibal. I do. It puts the lotion on its skin. Precious! It has precious!

Oh no Tyra Banks it taking the girls to Spain. I wish I tried harder to speak spanish.I mean, I've "studied" it for... about 7 years.
Breathing feels special right now. I can feel it. I am Jack's lung cells. I absorb air and introduce it to the bloodstream. I am Alice's broken heart. (Oh no that was emo hXc (lolol cyanide and happyness)

::Ack::

I thought you said "punch me in my goddamned throat.

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Superbowl is February 4th. February 23 is a Tuesday and the Reno 911 movie comes out that day. I"m so happy. Like in the movie, what did you do for your birthda, nothing.

Here's a list of people I don't like: Eugena on Top Model, Bridgette nielson, Chipper, Hilary Clinton, male models, roses, all people named Guiseppe,

I wanted to read the book abou Eva Braun. I should buy that and do so. I don't have a very long list of people I don't like. I don't like Face tat baby murderer. Brendan.

Goodnight.