Burninate the hissing herpes whore
Published Wednesday, February 21, 2007 by Alice Q inSo, here's my big plans for my birthday weekend.
Friday: Work. Until 4:30, or 6. Depending on A) how much work I get done in the morning, B) my mood, C) if anything to entertain happens, that I'd rather be doing that pretending to care about answering phones.
After work: Drinking. At Hooters. Or Mis Amigoes. Conveniently located right next to my office, since most of the people that are comming will be right there anyway. Have EXCELLENT time, drama free. Anyone else is most certainly welcome.
Get drunk, make Head drive me around, should we end up anywhere else.
Saturday: Wake up, hopefully without a hangover. Or, enjoy first hangover ever. Try really hard not to be a bitch. Drive home, stop for pedicure. Take mom grocery shopping for Sunday's party. Clean house. Prep food. Hopefully, church at 5 p.m. in case I don't feel well enough on Sunday morning.
Saturday half-time show: Dinner, potentially, with the Grandparents. Be civil. Try not to kill, scream, hate, or be generally unpleasant. No running away.
Saturday night: More drinking, with friends, close to home. Yard House brewery. Make Cassie drive me. Or someone. Not sure, better talk that one out soon. Have good time with all involved. Make someone sing me happy birthday. Shuuuuunnnn... shun the non believers.
Sunday morning: Hopefully, I already went to church. If not, 9 a.m. service, because, damn. I'm dedicated. Have breakfast at home: oatmeal. (Mm, tasty) Oh, forgot the coffee. Yes. No, wait, better: Make mom make me oatmeal, serve it with candles, and sing to me. Then get me a cup of coffee. Continue cleaning, burn music DVD, make sure it works, set up stereo upstairs, learn the name of Randy's girlfriend (No, really get it down. Must be welcoming) Read design chapter on whatever Stewie Bootie said the homework was. Call nice grandma, like you said you would, cause your a good granddaughter.
Saturday night: Party. Friends, family. Righteous good times to be had. Sleep.
This is how it is going to be. Because it's MY weekend, and I said so.
You do realize you've bended time and space and have two Saturday nights planned...
Either way, that sounds like an incredibly awesome birthday weekend. I am 100% at your command for Rachael birthday wishes.
How you choose to represent yourself on your blog is your own matter. I, however, will offer a courtesy that you thought I was not worthy enough to be granted.
Feel free to be uncivil on your own blog. But I must ask you to restrict your own incivilities to this site, and keep your own displeasure from polluting mine. Your attitude and behavior is inappropriate and I politely request that you no longer curse me in my comments section.
Because it'll just burn all the more when we do talk and you realize just how much you are over-reacting and are so very much in the wrong.
However, if you have anything else more pleasant to comment on, I invite you not to hesitant to post.
Head: Yes, space and time will bend to my will. I'm doubling up on Saturday nights.
Rachel: That sounds a lot like ::hiss, hiss:: to me.
Then there must be something wrong with your hearing. Its not like I'm speaking Parseltongue here.
Are you sure its wise to get angry right before you meet up with the grandparents? Wasn't there a recent posting on here about you and a long heart felt talk with your dad about putting aside your anger because its not worth it in the end?
Or am I just dreaming that up? Or am I making up my own morals for the stories you're posting here?
Hisss Hisss
I remember a heartfelt talk. But I am, at the core, a hater. And it did not soften my heart towards them.
I just feel guilty about putting the pressure on Dad.
Wow, feel like I walked into something here...
Hi Alice! It's Leah - I started a new blog Rafaleah Weekly. Wanted to let you know, and I'm glad for my timing!
Happy Birthday tomorrow!!! :) I will be celebrating with you over here!
I'm going to call you ... :D Later!
Who's got the longer post now, bitch?
Dude. You posted 6 times for the entirety of February, when you posted 20 during January.
That's quite a downfall there. Is the expected amount for March to be dropping like this as well?
I thought we'd agreed to not expect anything from me?
I'm very, very unreliable. Though I might post some thoughts today.