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Okay, now I'm just trolling for filler. Time for a myspace quiz! (Care of Cassie, of course, who is the only person I know that still fills these out.)

Stuff that you should know about me (This is important, take notes)

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
John

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Blue and white cotton panties with a hot pink bra. Yes, I'm not so much for matching, but if I had to give it a theme, it would be loud.

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Something by The Decemberists. Wait, I really just want them to play my funeral. Summersong for sure. And you will all cry! (Commandment, not an guess. There WILL be tears.)

4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
Absolutely. Heck, I think I'll tell Dad tonight just to mess with him.
"Dad, I'm gay."
"No you're not."
"Sure I am. It was Rach's hot rack that turned me around."

5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Oh, oh! Well, I have my real answer, and then a better answer. Real answer would be that I'd demand mom's mac and cheese and a bunch of potato dishes. But a BETTER answer, would be that I'd ask for Zebra mignon with a baby seal sauce just to see if I'd get it. Served with potatoes, of course.

6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles!

7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
Hilary Clinton? ROFL. Stop her before she kills the earth....

8. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Hard liquor. Wait, does that make me a party girl or something? That's got to say something negative...

9. What is the thing most important to you about your mate?
This question sucks. I'll copy edit for clarity: What is the most important quality your mate possesses?

A: First off, not a fan of the term, mate. Makes me feel like I'm a breeding sparrow or something. But! Most important to me is... honesty.

10. What are your plans for the future?
Step one: Get out of school.
Step two: Get a job.
Step three: Conquer Uzbekistan.

Actually, my planning pretty much ends at step two. I suppose after that would be to buy a nice place. Little house or something.

12. Do you walk around the house naked?
Sadly, yes. Common naked paths include: from bedroom, to bathroom and vice versa, and from bedroom to laundry room, where I've probably forgotten to get my clothes out of the dryer. Now if we're talking next to naked, that goes straight out the window. If I'm somewhat clothed, I'll go almost anywhere.

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
About 6. I'm guessing, here. It seems like a lot though.

14. Where is your best friend?
Waddell, Arizona. In a wheelchair. And I'm guessing rolling around the kitchen getting herself lunch.

15. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Blonds are pretty hot...

16. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Shit! That's hard. Blind, that way I can still communicate. Grr...

17. Do you have any special talents?
Ha! Not a one!

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
lol. I like to gossip and make fun of people all the time. Sometimes I enjoy saying hurtful things on purpose. Other than that, I kinda chicken out of doing hateful things because I feel guilty...

21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
I have a really bad memory, so I'll go with Jurassic Park. I know that's not really even close to the first movie, but that's all I can recall at the moment. Goldfish.

22. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
I look for mail in my Dad's office.

23. When's the last time you went on a date?
I'm going to say Wednesday, because I made Matt take me to a movie. At a specific time. So that makes it a date, right?

24. Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy more. I don't mind horror but it's usually just not that interesting. Wait, that's like, slasher flicks, not say, Silence of the Lambs. Or Seven. Those rock.

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Ha, RJ. ::shame::

28. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
I'll say Rachel, first off, because I did reference her hot rack earlier. Then I'd go with... Jessica Alba. She has a such a pretty smile!

29. Where do you want to live when you are old?
Not in a retirement home. But I'll say in my Tech Castle. (It's actually just a nice house with a basement that's filled with teh awez0mest toyz evah)

Oh, wait, F that. I want Dean Callinan's house. It's like, ridiculously huge, inside a gated community in a gated community. But it'll still be my tech castle. With a basement.

30. Who is the person you can count on most?
Ace McShank.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
I bet I'd get along well with Travis Buck, so I'll say him.

32. Where was your first kiss with your mate?
Outside of the Wildflower Bread Company at Arcadia. And I giggled during it. I am a dork.

33. Favorite drinking game?
Seven Deadly Sins.

34. What did you dream last night?
I dreamed my mate's mother was yelling at him and his friends to stop being such slackers while I was hosting a game night at my own little house, and I sort of started a fight by defending them. Oh, and I was curling my hair at the time. Lots of nice curls...


Okay, done! Wasn't that fun???? Time to register for fall, ta ta for now.